I thought I’d provide some news coverage from the D.C. earthquake brought to you by the citizen journalists of Twitter. Enjoy
D.C. Earthquake Devastation
- Earthquake made me spill my tea.. I’m available for interviews
- don’t let that earthquake stop you from reading my funny blog post that went up just before the earthquake. Don’t compound the tragedy.
- I know my mother will be very hurt that I didn’t check on her after the earthquake that I know she survived.
- It appears as though the earthquake may have taken out Farmville.
- Is standing below buildings a preferred method of earthquake safety?
- EVERYBODY CALM DOWN and each time you encounter the word “earthquake” replace it with “milkshake” until further notice.
- Sarah Palin says she could see the earthquake from her house.
- Tweets about the earthquake travel faster than the actual seismic waves
- Hey, remember when that earth quake happened and we all Twittered about it?
- Wolf Blitzer is on the phone with the earthquake
- I survived the earthquake. I am also now warlord of post-earthquakeNYC
- You guys. Earthquake tweet jokes are sooo 20 minutes ago
- After the #earthquake, now is the time to put partisanship aside, come together as one, and go shopping
- Ducks are taking over the world now? Ruunnnn!!! #earthquake RT @DeenaNicoleMTV: Omgggg we just had a frickn earth quack! I’m freakinggg out!
- Local TV station talks to #earthquake victims, who were forced to stand outside in sunny, 80-degree weather
- GOP press release questioning #earthquake science: “Scientists don’t agree on why the ground shakes. Could be plates. Could be the devil.”
- What I love about the Internet: it took us less time to learn the magnitude than to exit the building. #earthquake
- Earthquake strikes United States. Why hasn’t President Obama responded? 44 minutes ago
- Aren’t animals supposed to do pre-earthquake tricks like run around on their hind legs & smoke cigarettes? My dog did NOTHING
- New Yorkers forced to meet their annoying neighbors thanks to earthquake.
- My dog Sasha slept soundly through the earthquake. So much for that whole “animals will warn you!” thing..
- Co-workers now awkwardly resuming their days after blurting out honest opinions in face of death. #earthquake
- Maybe the debt ceiling finally collapsed
- Text “I Spilled My Iced Latte” to 90999 to donate $1 to the victims of the NYC earthquake
- i hope the world doesn’t end before i use all these groupons
